The Shamwow Guy

      Vince Shlomi, the TV spokesman for Shamwow was arrested for beating a prostitute. The rumor is that he paid this stripper one thousand dollars to go with him back to his hotel room and have straight sex with him. His story is that when they were ready to get down to business he kissed her and she bit his tongue and would not let go, so he punched her until she did and then went and called police. She ended up with several cuts and fractures of her face. I see plenty of  holes in this story, unless her name was Lassie.